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Monday, November 14, 2011

For the Boys

When the human was nice and brought us girls those yummy corn husks, she also dumped a tub of cornhusks over the fence for the boys. Marley was eating them quite happily.

Fionn is in there. You just have to look closely to see him and his cute curls.

That's because there was a huge wind. It blew the husks back onto the fence. Flower was quick to notice that she could reach those husks.

Then the race was on.

We all enjoyed the boys' corn husks.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Training Humans

Humans are not too hard to train. If you know they are standing nearby, you just start calling to them in a nice soft voice to let them know that you're horribly neglected.

If you have a human that's easily trained, it won't be long before you get a treat.

Look at this~corn husks! Yummy!

She brought a lot of corn husks. Of course, Minnie Pearl got some.

We all got to enjoy them, even the cute little kids like Clover and the goofy big kids like Bud.

Vixen was enjoying hers.

I was making sure Bambi got to eat some.

Muffin wouldn't share with her daughter, Jelly.

Harely seems to have bitten off a bit more than she could handle.

I told you it was easy to train humans.

All you other goats should try this. Really, it works.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Apples for Everyone!

Coral isn't the only one who got apples. Casey also got his first taste of apple. He also approved!

Stormy was such a lady. Just a little bite at first. Then a second dainty bite.


"Wow! This is awesome!"

Pam thought apple would be perfect with her mouthful of hay.

Osmo was trying to lick every drop of apple juice from the human's hand. (Gross.)

Of course, I got some too. Really, the human wasn't trying to give a bite to my girl. Bambi doesn't need any. I'm her mother, and I say she doesn't need any.

For some reason, the human said Cutie and I were big pigs. I don't know why she would say such things about me.

Granted Cutie did about bite the human's fingers off, but that wasn't me.

Why's she calling me a greedy pig?

Friday, November 11, 2011

Coral's First Apple

The human brought us out some apple treats. Coral got to try apple for the very first time.

At first, she just licked and gently tasted it.

It passed the taste test!

"No, Haley, it's mine. You can't have it!"

"Go away, Harley. This is just for me!"

"Apple. I don't have any apple."

Chomp, chomp, chomp.

Oh, yeah. This is good.

I think she's hooked.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Cutie is Attacked

Can you believe how bold this goose is?

She actually attacked Cutie.

Get that goose Cutie! You can show that goose who's boss.

Can you believe Cutie is walking away from this?

That explains it~the whole gaggle is ganging up on her!

Those geese are nasty!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The Fat Farm

The human might need to section off an area of the farm for a couple of girls. She'd have to call it "The Fat Farm."

So far, Opal will be a good contestant.

Nom, nom, yum, yum.

Lily might have to go there too.

She wouldn't have to feed them, and she might add a wild dog to chase them around.

Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just eating.

Really, they do need to go on a diet.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

A Bigger Model

Bambi wants to be a leaf vacuum too.

If only she were just a little bit taller.