Osmo is seriously in need of an intervention. You know how you can say, "Hey, bet you can't..." Then you say something really silly.
"Hey, Osmo."
Most goats have the good sense not to do those things, but not Osmo.
We can say things like, "Hey, bet you can't scratch your head with Cutie's horns." Now any other goat out here knows that's about the same as asking her to put her horn in your backside, but not Osmo.
Usually these fun and games stay in the barnyard and the human never hears about them. But somegoat said, "Hey, Osmo, bet you can't get that bucket around your middle."
Seriously, everygoat knows that you can get the bucket stuck around your neck if you have horns, but Osmo doesn't have horns.
Everygoat knows you can't get the bucket all the way around your middle.
It should have been some innocent fun. Yep, he got it stuck.
"I can't believe you fell for that," said Harley.
Nobody else in the barnyard was very sympathetic. Even the geese were laughing at him.
"Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk."
He tried to get it off, but it wouldn't go forward.
It wouldn't go backwards.
He could not shake that bucket at all.
He was just stuck until the human came out.
"Are you going to help me or what?"
She took one look at him and went for the most powerful tool: the bolt cutters.
The human was not very happy. I heard her muttering something about "a perfectly good bucket"
and "what the hay was he thinking?"
We're definitely going to have to have an intervention to try and help Osmo with this gullible nature.
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