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Showing posts with label fat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fat. Show all posts

Monday, December 2, 2013

After the Feast

Some goats might want to consider a diet.


or a nice long walk



Sure, Coral.  Go eat more.  Like you need it...

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

When Is Lily Due?

I must say, Lily is getting awfully round.



Do you know when she's due?



Trick question.  She didn't dance the rhumba.  She's just fat big-boned!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The Fat Farm

The human might need to section off an area of the farm for a couple of girls. She'd have to call it "The Fat Farm."

So far, Opal will be a good contestant.

Nom, nom, yum, yum.

Lily might have to go there too.

She wouldn't have to feed them, and she might add a wild dog to chase them around.

Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just eating.

Really, they do need to go on a diet.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Collars

I am not the only goat around here gaining weight. In fact, a lot of our girls seem to be outgrowing their collars!

Maggie needs a bigger collar. She is one of the yearlings, and she has really filled out and grown.

Helen, another yearling, needed her collar loosened, and now she won't let the human catch her. She looks like some kind of stray without a collar.

Look who else needs a bigger collar. She's not maturing, though. She's positively fat.

Maybe I'll outgrow mine if I keep eating. Scarlet doesn't have a collar either, but she didn't outgrow hers. She lost it fighting. The human wasn't too happy with her.