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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Billy Goat Revenge

The human has been very mean to the big boys lately. They still come to see her when she brings their dinner. Marley still jumps on the fence to greet her and see what's in the pitcher. Jack still tries to get his head in the pitcher to eat from it.

Recently, however, the human has been mean. She's been saying, "Go away. You stink." That's not very nice is it? She jumps away from them and won't even pat them on the head like she used to.

Today, they decided that they would get back at her. Marley got in front; Jack was in back. She couldn't step forward away from Jack; she couldn't step away from Marley. Then they really got into it, a contest to see who could push their face against her more. Oh you should have seen her jump and bounce. She was shrieking and yelling.

It's a good thing she didn't see them raise their front feet and give each other a "high hoof". They were proud of themselves, and she was still muttering about stinking like a billy goat when she came out to give Flower and Bud their bottles.


9 comments:

IsobelleGoLightly said...

Hee hee heeee.....What's a little smell between friends? hee hee hee I think my honey Marley's top knot is growing even more fluffy! How adorable! He looks a little like Burl Ives with that goateee!

Melodie said...

haha....I always ask my husband or son before we leave the house...."Do I smell like goat"? and I make them sniff me!!!!

Millie said...

Nobody would have had to sniff her yesterday! But as long as it stays here on the farm, it's all good!

Oh, Isobelle, he stands on that stump, starring to the east just pining away for you...

Michelle | Goat Berries said...

Hahaha, that is one patient human you have there :)

JoyceAnn said...

Revenge can be sweet ( or smelly , (LOL).

~ Blessings ~

Tracy said...

Stench/manly cologne... what's the difference? hehe. Your human sure is funny Millie. Your story played out like a Charlie Chaplin movie in my mind.

Millie said...

Oh it was sweet, or rather stinky revenge. It was as good as a movie to watch!

brokenteepee said...

Ah yes, it's rut time.
Luke, my studmuffin is quite odoriferous right now but the publicist does not mind too much.
As long as he doesn't try and spray on HER.

Millie said...

Usually the human doesn't mind, but they want to be so lovey with her right now.