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Showing posts with label stink. Show all posts
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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Billy Goat Revenge

The human has been very mean to the big boys lately. They still come to see her when she brings their dinner. Marley still jumps on the fence to greet her and see what's in the pitcher. Jack still tries to get his head in the pitcher to eat from it.

Recently, however, the human has been mean. She's been saying, "Go away. You stink." That's not very nice is it? She jumps away from them and won't even pat them on the head like she used to.

Today, they decided that they would get back at her. Marley got in front; Jack was in back. She couldn't step forward away from Jack; she couldn't step away from Marley. Then they really got into it, a contest to see who could push their face against her more. Oh you should have seen her jump and bounce. She was shrieking and yelling.

It's a good thing she didn't see them raise their front feet and give each other a "high hoof". They were proud of themselves, and she was still muttering about stinking like a billy goat when she came out to give Flower and Bud their bottles.