Me's Not a Ninja Goats Anymores

Me had funnerst times being a ninja goat until me's gots in trouble.

The human came into the barn whiles I was being ninja and said, "No, Myson.  You be's badderest!"

"If yous eated all thats corn, you be's sickerest!"  Then she putted some boards and buckets and rocks so me's can't gets in there no mores.

Then she mades me drink mineral oils.  Blech!

Then she folllows me around to see me's poops.  She did!  She did!

Me nots like mineral oils.  But me's not a ratsfink, so me didn't tells her it wasn't me.  It was Victoria

and Flower who eated it alls.  DON'T tells the human who be's naughtierest.  She never figures it outs!

Me's was just cleaning ups what they left.

Me's sharing this with Farmgirl Friday.  Shouldn't it be's Farmgoat Friday?

Special Me

I think all of my complaining and looking indignant finally got through to the human.

I told her I could hardly even eat with Bambi by my side. Look what she did!

I got to go eat in where the birds are. She even put my herbal wormer in there.

It was so nice to eat by myself with no (overgrown) kid by my side. She wouldn't let me eat that whole pan though.

I even got dessert! Look!

No, it wasn't human fingers.

She gave me carrots for dessert!

It was very yummy, and it made me quite happy!

Finally, I'm getting the special attention I deserve!

A Message from Coral

I want to know...

What did you do with my corn?

Where I Had to Go

Before that silly cat hijacked my blog, I was going to tell you where I was headed and why.

I heard the human holler for us to come and get our dinner. I always like to eat my grain, but the human had promised me a special treat.

I was waiting and waiting (while I was eating), but finally I got tired of waiting. I turned and gave her the goat stare of death.

That must have really scared the human because she finally brought me...

PEANUTS!

I so love to eat peanuts. They are just so yummy.

She even gave my girl, Bambi, a peanut treat!

Finally, she gives us the attention we deserve.

She's ignored us all year with triplets and sick goats and, and, and...

I think we should get peanuts every day! That would make me a very happy goat!

Be sure to visit Deborah Jean's Dandelion House for Farmgirl Friday.

Now Who Gets Treats

I can't believe this.

Those corn husks are perfect for goats.

I do not think the geese should be eating our corn and husks.

Why oh why is the human torturing us like this?

I can't believe she isn't chasing those geese away.

Where's MY treat?

Treats~Not for Me?

I was watching the human and her mom husking more of the sweet corn. I was all excited about getting more treats when somebody else joined them.

I wasn't too concerned because the human scolded Mushu for taking her corn the other day. What's this? The human's mom is giving him an ear of corn?????

There he goes with MY TREAT.

She gets one too?

Look at him. He really does seem to like his corn on the cob.

I just want the husks. Where are my husks?

Holy Hen! What's Going On?

When the human let me in the duck, peacock, and chicken pen the other day so I could eat some corn in private, she gave a small handful of corn to this one.

The llama gets my peanut. Now the hen gets my corn. I might starve if this keeps up!

Corn

The human took some of this

and gave to them.

My mouth isn't that big!

I want mine off the cob please!