Sick of Winter

We are all sick of winter.  There's nothing to tell you about.  We just eat and sleep and try to stay warm.

I'm taking a break from the blog because there's nothing to report, but I've given the human permission to share The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken with you.  It's the diary of a buff cochin hen who's been abducted by aliens.

Seriously, I can't make this up.  I'm just turning it over to the human and her chicken for now.  I'll be back in plenty of time to tell you about all the new kids, and I might even take my blog back if something of interest happens.  Until then, stay warm.

Silly Chicks

Look at those silly chicks with their heads stuck through the fence.

They are looking for good stuff to eat. That's Dora the Explorer Rooster preening his butt feathers when the human tried getting a nice picture of the hens for my blog. Roosters!

They just kept looking

and looking.

She found green stuff under the hay.

I want green stuff so badly. I really wish spring were here, but we still have a ways to go.

A Precarious Perch

Some fluffy little chicken was sitting on the "training stanchion." I think she was having a hard time staying on there.

Of course it didn't help with Dora the Explorer Rooster eyeing her tail feathers.

Did I say eyeing? I meant jumping up and grabbing her tail feathers.

Those chickens...

Luckily she got herself balanced and didn't fall off.

Naughty Rooster Boy

The human moved the peafowl and ducks back to their pen, but she didn't do anything with Naughty Rooster Boy and the two hens. She just left them and said, "Don't go in the yard."

Well, Rooster Boy was a free range bird until he was shut in last month. He was happy to be out.

He even had the company of one lovely hen.

The human reminded her that the dogs would eat her if she went in the yard. Looks like she's taking that warning to heart.

Where was the other hen?

She was too big of a, well, chicken to even come out of the building. Suppose she'll ever come out and enjoy being a free range hen?

She has the other two back in the building with her today. They are just sitting up there being hot. Bird brained chickens.

Holy Hen! What's Going On?

When the human let me in the duck, peacock, and chicken pen the other day so I could eat some corn in private, she gave a small handful of corn to this one.

The llama gets my peanut. Now the hen gets my corn. I might starve if this keeps up!