The human came into the barn whiles I was being ninja and said, "No, Myson. You be's badderest!"
"If yous eated all thats corn, you be's sickerest!" Then she putted some boards and buckets and rocks so me's can't gets in there no mores.
Then she mades me drink mineral oils. Blech!
Then she folllows me around to see me's poops. She did! She did!
Me nots like mineral oils. But me's not a ratsfink, so me didn't tells her it wasn't me. It was Victoria
and Flower who eated it alls. DON'T tells the human who be's naughtierest. She never figures it outs!
Me's was just cleaning ups what they left.
Me's sharing this with Farmgirl Friday. Shouldn't it be's Farmgoat Friday?
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Oh, dear Myson. I do not know what to believe. You mean you took the fall for Victoria and Flower? Really? It wasn't YOU eating all that grain? I think your human must have been pretty sure it was you who ate too much grain or she wouldn't have given you that mineral oil and watched to see you poop. How far were your sides sticking out, hmmmm? Methinks your human loves you very much to want to see you poop!
Poor thing. It sounds like the corn could have made you very sick and the human was trying to prevent that...
Yah, sure... Myson
If you say so...
;-)
Poor Myson! Mineral oil is the price you have to pay for getting in the grain, even if you were just "cleaning up!"
All that corn would have been very bad for you Myson and it was bad for the girls too. You guys are little stinkers :O)
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