The human came into the barn whiles I was being ninja and said, "No, Myson. You be's badderest!"
"If yous eated all thats corn, you be's sickerest!" Then she putted some boards and buckets and rocks so me's can't gets in there no mores.
Then she mades me drink mineral oils. Blech!
Then she folllows me around to see me's poops. She did! She did!
Me nots like mineral oils. But me's not a ratsfink, so me didn't tells her it wasn't me. It was Victoria
and Flower who eated it alls. DON'T tells the human who be's naughtierest. She never figures it outs!
Me's was just cleaning ups what they left.
Me's sharing this with Farmgirl Friday. Shouldn't it be's Farmgoat Friday?
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