A Goat's View of Eden Hills

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

I'm Indignant!

Would you believe what that Dr. Schmitz did?

He dripped cold water on my face and called me an OLD GOAT! You can still see where the water was running down my face!

I don't know why he's the human's favorite vet because that was not very nice.

I suppose it's better than what he did to Casey though. Poor boy had brain surgery.

I guess it's good that I have sparkling white casts again (on the bottom half).

I don't know why that human wants to take my picture right after giving me hay. I can't quit eating or those fat Opal and Lily goats will have it all gone.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Dr. Schmitz is Coming

The human says Dr. Schmitz is coming tomorrow.

Meg is limping, but I don't know why I'd need to see him.

If you haven't been coming around here for very long, the human makes me wear horn casts.

I'm getting new ones tomorrow.

I'm NOT going to stop playing my horns. I hope she knows that.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Bambi Gets a Peanut

I might have been a bit hasty in thinking the human was neglecting me. After she fed those peanuts to Pistol and her girls, she came over to the barn where the rest of us were staying dry.

She offered me a peanut, and I just didn't feel like a peanut. It must be the pregnancy hormones.

My appetite is a bit off. I thought it might be time for Bambi to get to taste a peanut. After all, she is a year-and-a-half old, and she's going to be a mom herself this spring. It's time for her to get to taste a peanut.

Well, you probably won't be surprised...

"No!" Bambi interrupts. "I'll tell them."

"Ahem. I like peanuts."

"A lot."

Sunday, December 4, 2011

I Saw That

Pistol and her daughters, Coral and Clover, certainly have the snuggling to stay warm down pat.

Today Coral has the coveted middle spot, and she looks pretty happy about it.

They spent most of our rainy weekend cuddling in the... What's that?

I saw that.

That's my peanut!

I'm supposed to get the treat for helping promote the human's on-line market with my Bath and Body Giveaway!

I'm the one that's eating for two!

Where's my peanut?

Saturday, December 3, 2011

A Giveaway for my Pathetic Human

You should hear my pathetic human whining. It's all the time. "It's not fair. Millie's blog is more popular than mine."

Can I help it if I'm so darn likable? Now that she's started her on-line market, she's whining about it. "Nobody comes to visit my market." I'm tired of listening to her. So here's the deal. Go visit her market by clicking the link below. Come back and tell me what two items you'd like from her bath and body pages, and one lucky person will get their wish fulfilled by me, Millie.

Would you be like my Bambi and choose the lip balm?

Suppose the geese would like some bath salts in their feed pan bath?

Marley could certainly benefit from some goat's milk soap. I'm not really sure there's enough soap in the world to get his bangs and beard white again.

You have to do this by next Saturday (December 10th) at noon. I'll announce the winner that evening. If you really wanted to, you could also "Like" her for Facebook.