I Had an Accident

Does it make me look silly?

I'm not telling the human how I did this because she'd be mad.

Maybe I can get an artificial horn.  What do you think?

Holy Horn Casts!

Every once in a while the human gets all crazy eyed and starts screeching at someone in the barnyard. It's NOT often, however, that I hear,

"Miiiillllllieeeeeee!"

I don't know why she was so upset.

I told her I wasn't going to quit playing my horns. Is it my fault there's already a big chunk out?

While I'm at it, I guess I'll show you my "three month" picture today.

I only have two more months to go before my baby gets here. Of course, I always go overdue, so it will be just over two months.

Breaking Them In

I told that human I was not going to stop.

I've been playing my horns.

I'm getting the new casts broken in.

I'm Indignant!

Would you believe what that Dr. Schmitz did?

He dripped cold water on my face and called me an OLD GOAT! You can still see where the water was running down my face!

I don't know why he's the human's favorite vet because that was not very nice.

I suppose it's better than what he did to Casey though. Poor boy had brain surgery.

I guess it's good that I have sparkling white casts again (on the bottom half).

I don't know why that human wants to take my picture right after giving me hay. I can't quit eating or those fat Opal and Lily goats will have it all gone.

Dr. Schmitz is Coming

The human says Dr. Schmitz is coming tomorrow.

Meg is limping, but I don't know why I'd need to see him.

If you haven't been coming around here for very long, the human makes me wear horn casts.

I'm getting new ones tomorrow.

I'm NOT going to stop playing my horns. I hope she knows that.

New Casts

I had just gotten most of those darn casts removed. Look what she did to me.

New casts!

Casts

They're bigger and thicker. I had water dripping on my ears. How annoying.

Now I have to start over trying to get these silly things off!

This Will Show the Human

This will show the human to lock me in the pen.

I got the cast ripped off my horn. All that's left is some of that silver stuff and the pad underneath the tape. Maybe now she'll see that I want to join the rest of the herd.