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Showing posts with label Dr. Schmitz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dr. Schmitz. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

I'm Indignant!

Would you believe what that Dr. Schmitz did?

He dripped cold water on my face and called me an OLD GOAT! You can still see where the water was running down my face!

I don't know why he's the human's favorite vet because that was not very nice.

I suppose it's better than what he did to Casey though. Poor boy had brain surgery.

I guess it's good that I have sparkling white casts again (on the bottom half).

I don't know why that human wants to take my picture right after giving me hay. I can't quit eating or those fat Opal and Lily goats will have it all gone.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Dr. Schmitz is Coming

The human says Dr. Schmitz is coming tomorrow.

Meg is limping, but I don't know why I'd need to see him.

If you haven't been coming around here for very long, the human makes me wear horn casts.

I'm getting new ones tomorrow.

I'm NOT going to stop playing my horns. I hope she knows that.