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Showing posts with label horn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horn. Show all posts

Monday, December 16, 2013

Not Amused

The human has not given me any sympathy for breaking my horn.



On top of that, she turned into a smart alec.


"Here," she says, "we'll give you a prosthetic horn."


These things don't work for playing my kind of music.  I can't tap with it at all.



Ribbons tickle!




Oh, that dang bell!


It hit me in the eye!



At least she moved those long stupid tickling ribbons.



I am not amused.  She better come up with something better.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

I Had an Accident

Does it make me look silly?



I'm not telling the human how I did this because she'd be mad.


Maybe I can get an artificial horn.  What do you think?