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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

We All Enjoy the Pasture

I'm not the only one who got to go out and enjoy the pasture.  We all went out there!


Vixen was enjoying some weeds.


Meg was making a piggy out of herself.


The human's boy Myson was out there too.


We were afraid we were going to lose Vinnie in the tall grass.


We almost lost Lily too!  That's some tall grass.


Betty Lou was very happy to be out there.


Pam finally felt like she was a princess again.


Jilly didn't lift her face.  She just kept eating and eating.


Bambi even tried snacking on a tree, but she just couldn't quite reach.


Our world is good again!

Monday, May 14, 2012

Is This Heaven

Look where I'm headed!


Pasture!  Green stuff!  There's bigger weeds here.


Look!  Grass!  Lots of grass!


Miranda was enjoying it with me.


Yummy, yummy grass!


I feel like I've died and gone to Heaven!


It doesn't get any better than this!


Saturday, May 12, 2012

My Poor Boy

I can't tell you how hard my poor boy has it.  Every time I mention Miranda, there are comments about his name.


Now, we goats don't care if humans think Miranda is a girl's name.  He's my boy, my Miranda.  He knows his name and nobody but humans think it's bad.  Poor kid has humans laughing at him.


Now look what my human has done to my baby!  She attacked him on both ends! She banded him, and his family jewels are drying up and going to fall off.  She taped a metal rod to his horns.  How humiliating!

Friday, May 11, 2012

Dreaming

I am dreaming


of the day we'll get to go out into all that lush green grass.


Thursday, May 10, 2012

In Need of a Spa Day

We think Sallie is desperately in need of a day at the spa.


She's got all kinds of undercoat that needs to come out.


I do think the human's maa should come take care of that. (She's our resident spa specialist.)

Linking to Farmgirl Friday.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Green Stuff

I haven't been blogging because I am mad at the human.  Do you see this pathetic green stuff I'm standing on~it's stinky with little purple flowers.  It's nasty.  I can't eat it.


Finally that human brought some green stuff.  Sure did.


She brought a few buckets of cut grass.


That's it.  For all five six of us big goats!


See, Dolly kept trying to reach food through little panels and getting her head stuck.  The human brought her up here so she wouldn't get stuck.


That means there's even less green stuff for me.  Do you know how hard it is to keep up with yourself and a big buff buckling?  I'm starving!


Meanwhile, look at those big bucks.


They have more than they can eat.


Please, tell the human that we need green stuff!


Maybe she'll listen to you.  Please before we waste away...

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Silly Ole Goat

Stormy bes old ancient goat, not like me's.


She be's four years old.


She's wild woman, playin' like we's kids do.





Go, Stormy, go!

Me's glad she's not after me.  She's big an scary ole goat.