When Me's Was a Kid

Me's human maa founds a videos of me when me be's 2 1/2 weeks old.  Me's wasn't even livin' in the barn at this time.  Me's was playing wif me's brofer, Miranda.

Hopes you liked seein' me's as a itty bitty kid.

Me's Be Sadderest

Me wants to be happierest because me's Millie maa is doing better.  She be's stronger every day, and she be's eating now.  But me still be's sadderest.

Me's brofer Miranda not used to no Millie maa to watch out for him.  He not stayed with the herd and stayed out in pasture too late.

He's not be coming home.  The human said she found where the attack was. Me's think it weres the chupacabra.

If me's Millie maa were well, she'd have saved him.

Me's knows it.

RIP Miranda. 

Me's Millie Be Wormyest

Me's Millie Maa still nots well.  She's not good patient.  She be's mad at the human.

She's madderest becuz she's getting most medicines ever cuz she bes wormyest.

Me's human maa says its becuz my brofer Miranda be biggerest parasite and suckers her energy.

We both be biggerest boys.  See he's 'most as big as Kizzy, but me's not a parasite like Miranda.

We's hopes Millie feels gooder soon wif her medicines.  Thanks everybody for thinking of hers.

Is This Heaven

Look where I'm headed!

Pasture!  Green stuff!  There's bigger weeds here.

Look!  Grass!  Lots of grass!

Miranda was enjoying it with me.

Yummy, yummy grass!

I feel like I've died and gone to Heaven!

It doesn't get any better than this!

My Poor Boy

I can't tell you how hard my poor boy has it.  Every time I mention Miranda, there are comments about his name.

Now, we goats don't care if humans think Miranda is a girl's name.  He's my boy, my Miranda.  He knows his name and nobody but humans think it's bad.  Poor kid has humans laughing at him.

Now look what my human has done to my baby!  She attacked him on both ends! She banded him, and his family jewels are drying up and going to fall off.  She taped a metal rod to his horns.  How humiliating!

More Eye Jewelry

Bambi's baby went to the vet today.

She got eye jewelry like my little boy.

Hopefully, it will make her eyes feel better.

It did wonders for Miranda.

Once she can see better, that girl will never sit still.

Then she'll be able to get into even more trouble exploring without her maa's approval.

Hot

I know I complain about rain and snow, but this is ridiculous. We're on a five day stretch of 80* or above.

I'm wearing a winter coat. There's no leaves on the shade trees. We're positively melting.

A Stupid Human Story

I have to correct something. I'm really embarrassed. I didn't mean for it to go this far, but my human is awfully dense. I'm here to maa the truth to you now.

It all started on the day I had my kid. The human came out early in the morning and gave Lily's twin boys each a bottle.

When she came back three hours later, I'd already had my kid and her kid. She kind of went a little loopy. She was trying to feed Lily's boys again. She was trying to keep them from bouncing on Lily.

They were butting the human's kid and my kid and trying to nurse me. She was having fits because it was chilly, so she picked one kid up and put it under the heat lamp announcing it was a boy. (That's the one I gave her.)

Then she picked up my kid and put it under the heat lamp announcing it was a girl. I was tired and didn't feel like correcting her. After all, I had just given birth. Seriously, I figured she'd notice. I just waited to see how long it would take, and then I kind of forgot about it.

Then couple of days later, she named my kid Miranda. I started thinking I should say something, but I didn't know how. After all, it had been a couple of days.

Then she asked me about her kid, and I tried telling her about Miranda, but all I could get out was, "My son..." That's when she named her kid Myson.

I didn't mean for it to go on this long. Really, it was just a, "Whatever, she'll figure it out." Then it became awkward to tell the human because it had gone on for so long. I was almost hoping she'd never notice because I didn't want her to get mad because I didn't tell her.

Luckily, after two weeks the human's mother noticed what the human had missed.

Miranda is a boy! I am thankful this whole mess is over. The human didn't get mad (just very embarrassed). I hope you aren't mad at me either.

Linking to Thankful Thursday.

Bambi is Due

I've been very busy raising my little girl. (Look~one of her eye danglies fell off.)

That doesn't mean I've forgotten about my Bambi.

She's due to have her baby on March 22. That's just about a week from now.

The human is preparing a nice place for her to have her baby. That panel she's walking on is going to be used to make the birthing pen.

She says Bambi has to share with Pam.

Pam is due on March 21.

I hope that Pam doesn't pick on my sweet baby. I might have to come take things into my own hooves if she does.

Lily's Boys are Naughty

Lily's boys came out to visit with us this afternoon.

They seemed to be happy to get outside and bounce around.

They got to stretch their legs and run around. Otis decided that the hay was quite yummy.

I was nice when they came over to say hi to me.

Then Miranda went to show the boys around.

I think they all had fun. I'm not sure Lily was thrilled to see her boys.

They kind of bounced on her a lot. Naughty Boys