Me's Better!

Don'ts worry! Me's better!

You's were right.  I don'ts need me's jewelz.

Me's Jewelz

Me's Jewelz!  That meanerest Dr. Schmitz comes today, and he poked me and poked me and poked me.

The he putted me's on me bum and did bad things to me's.

Me's family jewelz be going to falls off.  Me's not a buck, but me's still a boy!

My Poor Boy

I can't tell you how hard my poor boy has it.  Every time I mention Miranda, there are comments about his name.

Now, we goats don't care if humans think Miranda is a girl's name.  He's my boy, my Miranda.  He knows his name and nobody but humans think it's bad.  Poor kid has humans laughing at him.

Now look what my human has done to my baby!  She attacked him on both ends! She banded him, and his family jewels are drying up and going to fall off.  She taped a metal rod to his horns.  How humiliating!

Brain Surgery

The human tried to make Bud smarter. She couldn't do it.

After several phone calls to the vet and a visit with the vet, Bud is getting smarter. The vet banded him to keep the blood flow to his brain instead of wasting it other places.