Back in Pasture

First of all, my stupid human won't give me computer time.  I told her she should just get me my own and then I wouldn't have such a hard time getting to use it.  She said, "No computers in the barn."  So sorry for not posting.

But look!  We're back out in the pasture.  I'm so happy to just look at my whole herd and enjoy myself out there.  It will be even better when the grass is all green.

Things are Looking Up

We're getting warmer.  I'm so glad.  The human gave me a hooficure today.  I'm not really happy about that, but I know it's because she loves me.

We are all getting ready for the kids' arrival.  You might have noticed that it says we've had two bucks already (in the tail count on my sidebar).  Sadly, something happened and Maisie's two bucks died before they arrived.

Don't worry.  She's doing okay, but we're all sad.

With kids coming, I'll try to keep you updated, but the human says I won't get much computer time.  (She better not be giving my computer time to that silly chicken!

We're Still Freezing

It's stupid cold.  Really.

We have a big ox blocking the doorway.



Did I mention it's cold?



We're really getting close to kids arriving.  The Human better do something about this cold.  My Bambi should be in the house instead of that silly chicken.

Sick of Winter

We are all sick of winter.  There's nothing to tell you about.  We just eat and sleep and try to stay warm.

I'm taking a break from the blog because there's nothing to report, but I've given the human permission to share The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken with you.  It's the diary of a buff cochin hen who's been abducted by aliens.

Seriously, I can't make this up.  I'm just turning it over to the human and her chicken for now.  I'll be back in plenty of time to tell you about all the new kids, and I might even take my blog back if something of interest happens.  Until then, stay warm.

My Human is Slacking

That dang human.  I can't get her to take pictures for my blog.  She says she doesn't have time, but she's out there taking pictures of the sunset.





When she's supposed to be feeding me!



I might starve if she doesn't put the camera down and GET MY HAY!

My Hut!

I love standing in the quonset hut.  It keeps the wind off me.



But I still get all that sunshine.



I love it!  Look what happened to it today!



The wind blew it over!



It certainly had Reva confused.



Luckily, my human servant came out and put it all back the way it's supposed to be.

Really

Sick of the cold...

Please make the positive degrees come back.

Put the Camera Down.

We're trying to eat!  Do you mind?

Me

Maggie

Star and Vixen

Dang human says we're always eating right now.

Bud

Myson and Bud

Minnie Pearl

Don't know why she'd say that.

Seriously?

This is not any better.

Well, at least it doesn't have long ribbons that tickle.

Not Amused

The human has not given me any sympathy for breaking my horn.



On top of that, she turned into a smart alec.

"Here," she says, "we'll give you a prosthetic horn."

These things don't work for playing my kind of music.  I can't tap with it at all.

Ribbons tickle!

Oh, that dang bell!

It hit me in the eye!

At least she moved those long stupid tickling ribbons.

I am not amused.  She better come up with something better.

I Had an Accident

Does it make me look silly?

I'm not telling the human how I did this because she'd be mad.

Maybe I can get an artificial horn.  What do you think?

Short Days

The days are getting shorter.



All we can do is stand around and wish for more time out in the pasture.





At least it's pretty.

Millie Mouse

I just have to tell you how excited I am.  I've had a mouse named after me.  Really, I have.

Meet Millie Mouse.

This is one of the soaps my friend Pricilla's publicist makes.

Don't tell my human I'm sharing information about someone else's goat's milk soap, or she might not give me my grain tonight.  Really, all goat's milk soap is the best!

How I Spend My Days

There's not a lot exciting going on around here right now.



I'm using the slower pace of the fall to catch up on my beauty rest.



A girl can never have too many naps.



Don't you agree?

Picture Perfect Weekend

This weekend was positively perfect.

The weather wasn't too hot or too cold.

The human even came out to pasture and spent some time with us.

There's nothing better than laying in the soft grass under the tree getting scratched between the horns.

A Character

Today, I'm donning my other horns.  Instead of being a famous, musical blogging goat, I'm working as the spokesgoat for...

my human.

See, she wrote a novel and I am one of the "characters" in her book.



So's Bob.



She wanted me to tell you that her novel, The Elements, is available through Amazon.  She is also hosting a giveaway at Goodreads.  You can enter the giveaway through the sidebar widget.  Be warned though, this isn't a book for kids, only mature bucks and does.

All of us animals at Eden Hills would appreciate it if you helped spread the news about our human's book, so everybody buys it.  Maybe then she'd be able to stay home with us all the time!