Universal Life Church | ULC

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The Secret to Long Life

Yoga.  Yep.


Even the ox knows that.  Suppose I'll get to be 17 if I keep up my yoga?

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Seriously?

This is not any better.


Well, at least it doesn't have long ribbons that tickle.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Not Amused

The human has not given me any sympathy for breaking my horn.



On top of that, she turned into a smart alec.


"Here," she says, "we'll give you a prosthetic horn."


These things don't work for playing my kind of music.  I can't tap with it at all.



Ribbons tickle!




Oh, that dang bell!


It hit me in the eye!



At least she moved those long stupid tickling ribbons.



I am not amused.  She better come up with something better.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

I Had an Accident

Does it make me look silly?



I'm not telling the human how I did this because she'd be mad.


Maybe I can get an artificial horn.  What do you think?

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Star's Message to the Human

Run, run as fast as you can.


You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread goat!

Friday, December 13, 2013

Really?

So you think you're going to sell my little doe, Star, do you?

Star and Vixen

We'll see how that works out for you...

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Hibernating

We've decided we might just hibernate until spring.

"Go away.  I'm trying to nap here," says Sugar 

Meg

That would be the best thing.

Muffin and Jelly

But we'll still come out for supper.  Definitely.

"Hey, Human!  Did you bring me some treats?" Cookie wants to know.
And treats, too.  Yep.  That's our plan.