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Monday, December 16, 2013

Not Amused

The human has not given me any sympathy for breaking my horn.



On top of that, she turned into a smart alec.


"Here," she says, "we'll give you a prosthetic horn."


These things don't work for playing my kind of music.  I can't tap with it at all.



Ribbons tickle!




Oh, that dang bell!


It hit me in the eye!



At least she moved those long stupid tickling ribbons.



I am not amused.  She better come up with something better.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

I Had an Accident

Does it make me look silly?



I'm not telling the human how I did this because she'd be mad.


Maybe I can get an artificial horn.  What do you think?

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Star's Message to the Human

Run, run as fast as you can.


You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread goat!

Friday, December 13, 2013

Really?

So you think you're going to sell my little doe, Star, do you?

Star and Vixen

We'll see how that works out for you...

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Hibernating

We've decided we might just hibernate until spring.

"Go away.  I'm trying to nap here," says Sugar 

Meg

That would be the best thing.

Muffin and Jelly

But we'll still come out for supper.  Definitely.

"Hey, Human!  Did you bring me some treats?" Cookie wants to know.
And treats, too.  Yep.  That's our plan.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

That is NOT a Goat (Part II)

First it was the ox in the barn.  Now look what's in the greenhouse, where we get to eat and sleep.



Do you see it on the other side of the panel?



It's a dog!  A big, mean, vicious DOG!  We DO NOT LIKE DOGS!



I'm going to have to put my hoof down with the human.

I just want to be out of the snow.  Really.

I hate to think what might be next.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

That is NOT a Goat

Look what that human did to us!

Victoria, Joe, Joani, and the big ox

That is NOT a goat.  We shouldn't have to share our barn with that big ox!

Scarlet, Cookie, Cora, Victoria and the big ox

He could accidentally eat Cora in just one bite.

Cora, Victoria and the big ox

Can you believe the injustice of it?