The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 14

Well, the Alien figured out I had an egg accident.  I didn't mean to.  I think I really upset that Alien though.



It brought a big box up and said, "Here, lay your egg in there."



I'm on to that!  Even my old crazy Aunt Henny Penny could figure out that trap.



I'm not going anywhere near that big nest box.

Things are Looking Up

We're getting warmer.  I'm so glad.  The human gave me a hooficure today.  I'm not really happy about that, but I know it's because she loves me.

We are all getting ready for the kids' arrival.  You might have noticed that it says we've had two bucks already (in the tail count on my sidebar).  Sadly, something happened and Maisie's two bucks died before they arrived.

Don't worry.  She's doing okay, but we're all sad.

With kids coming, I'll try to keep you updated, but the human says I won't get much computer time.  (She better not be giving my computer time to that silly chicken!

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 13

The Alien was so pleased with my gift of an egg, I thought I'd give it another one.  It wasn't around though when I just had to lay my egg.



I tried to clean it up.

Do you think the Alien will notice and be mad?

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 12

I feel bad for running from the Alien.  After all, it hasn't really done anything to hurt me. And it does give me all that yummy canned cat food.  To make amends, I bestoyed upon the Alien the best gift a hen can give...

an egg.

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 11

Squawk!





It's after me!  The Alien is after me!



Squawk!



Keep that bony claw away from me!



Squawk!

We're Still Freezing

It's stupid cold.  Really.

We have a big ox blocking the doorway.



Did I mention it's cold?



We're really getting close to kids arriving.  The Human better do something about this cold.  My Bambi should be in the house instead of that silly chicken.

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 10

I have discovered something better than oatmeal.



Seriously.



I heard the alien refer to it as canned cat food.  Strange name, but it sure does make my crop feel good!

I have to be quick about eating it though, or those darn furry aliens try to take it.

Can you believe such a thing?