The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 15

There has been an invasion.  The spaceship called The Kitchen has been taken over by a new breed of little furry aliens.



Most of them ignore me, but this one is bouncy.



This one is a monster!  I'm worried.

Getting Big

It's hard to believe how big some of the kids around here are getting. It seems like just yesterday that Pistol thought she was being attacked by aliens. Look at those little aliens now.

Mom seems to think they are pretty special now. I knew she'd be a good mom once she figured it out!

Linking this to Farmgirl Friday and Farm Friend Friday.

Pistol and the Aliens

I must say this morning I saw a very strange sight. Pistol was being attacked by aliens.

It started innocently. She was enjoying one little alien, washing it and talking to it and enjoying herself.

Then the human came out and put another little alien down beside her.

There were two of them! They were attacking her!

Pistol would back up, and they would just keep coming after her.

They were sucking the life out of her!

After panicking and trying to get away from them, the human put her in a little cage with them. She stared and stared and stared. Finally, she realized they weren't aliens, and she had simply given birth to two babies.

I brought my Bambi over to explain things to her. That way when she has kids next year, she won't think she's being attacked by aliens.

Some nannies need to do a better job of preparing their kids for kids.

The Real Diagnosis

Minnie Pearl here again. Can't believe this is what my sister wants me to write about, but here it goes.

Lucky Nickel lives with Claire, and while she is a beautiful white goat, she seems to be a silly kid. She thinks that Millie, instead of anemia has a-knee-mic that was inserted into her knee during an alien abduction. (I can't believe this is the stuff Millie writes about. Is she just trying to make me look like a fool?) You can read all about Lucky Nickel's diagnosis of Millie at Claire's blog, Whispering Acres. You can also read more about Lucky Nickel's driving lesson.

Lucky Nickel of Whispering Acres

You might think this is crazy, goats being abducted by aliens, but there seems to be some other cases being reported in Blogland. For example, Marigold, from Goat Philosophy 101 seems to have been abducted by aliens also. They must have done some other experiment on her because she has a lop-sided udder instead of having been implanted with a-knee-mic.

Of course, I did not believe any of this malarky, so I asked Millie about it. She agrees that these are just silly kid's tales. Then she told me I had to go check out what Michelle at Goat Berries posted about. It was the nasty Chupacabra, a monster that sucks the blood from goats, leaving them dead.

Read more about the Chupacabra at virtuescience.com

Yep, that's what Millie told me. She said that the dreaded Chupacabra came to our farm in Iowa and attacked. That's why she's anemic. She said she is expecting to win the President's Medal of Honor for her bravery above the call of duty. She single hoofedly fought off the Chupacabra, and she's lucky she escaped with her life. If it were not for her heroics, the entire herd would have had their life blood sucked dry.

That's why she is anemic. That's why she's on vacation, resting and eating, and I'm here writing all this baloney.

Millie, the Chupacabra warrior of Eden Hills

She seriously owes me big time after this. I think I should be getting some sweet feed for this. By the way, I personally think the Chupacabra is a two-headed monster that looks like this, and it's not blood it sucks either.

Bambi and Beau

Millie!!!!!!!!!!! I'm quitting if you make me do anything like this again!!!!!!!