Boeris has been here for a few weeks now, and the human finally figured out his last name. It's very important to know his last name because all of his babies will have his last name.
Anyhow, when the human pulled her car in the drive and got out, she heard an awful noise. She hollered, "Is someone stuck?" She was answered with that same horrible yell. She came running in to see who was stuck, injured or letting out death cries. She discovered Boeris yelling his love songs to Litha. That's when she knew his full name was Boeris van de Yell.
That means Bambi Blackboer's baby will have the last name of van de Yell.
Pam will have van de Yell babies too.
What about that~Boeris van de Yell! Now I feel like we've been formally introduced.