Chasing Winter Away

I was very unhappy when it started snowing again.  Really, it's May.  We should not have rainy snowy slush falling from the sky.



But it did.  It kept falling and falling and falling.



Our whole world was covered in snow again.  It was cold and miserable.



I was very unhappy with this and complained to the human.  She said she knew how to warm things up again.  She brought me this wonderful book, Heroes and Hay Bales by V. L. Locey.



I looked it over.  I sniffed it over.



Then I started reading about Libby and her hunky god boyfriend, Ares.  She tells all about her life with gods dropping in and hanging out on her Pennsylvania farm while they travel the world and underworld to save it from the evil Hades.



I'm glad I don't have to share my barn with a minotaur, but I do think that cute Pan and I could make sweet music together.  He would play his pipes and I'd play my horns.  Awww, Pan...



Well, it worked.  The story heated things up and melted all our snow away!

I'm a happy goat again!

Disclaimer:  I did not get anything for doing this review other than the warmth of a romance story and sweet dreams about the delightful goat god, Pan.   Awww, Pan...

The human wouldn't even let me eat the book when I was done with it.

Of Gods and Goats

Despite the drop in temperatures today, I was really hot again this morning.  It was horrible!

Every time I went to visit with Boeris, I started shivering, and he was just ignoring me!



I can't believe it!  Well, the human said I should just forget about Boeris.  She had a better solution for me.  Then she gave me the book Of Gods and Goats by V. L. Locey.



I started reading, and it's a book about a goat farming lady and her beautiful Saanen goats and she has a pet steer.

Hay!  Is this book about my human?  Well, I haven't seen any handsome Greek gods around here, but I was feeling much warmer after reading this book!  It almost started the ice melting again.

Disclaimer:  I received a copy of this book by winning a giveaway hosted by the very nice author.  The human didn't let me have it because she wanted to read it first.  She must have liked it since she recommended it to me.  I gained nothing from this but the warmth of a romance.  I didn't even get the glass of wine.