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Thursday, March 6, 2014

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 12

I feel bad for running from the Alien.  After all, it hasn't really done anything to hurt me. And it does give me all that yummy canned cat food.  To make amends, I bestoyed upon the Alien the best gift a hen can give...


an egg.



Tuesday, March 4, 2014

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 11

Squawk!





It's after me!  The Alien is after me!



Squawk!



Keep that bony claw away from me!



Squawk!

Sunday, March 2, 2014

We're Still Freezing

It's stupid cold.  Really.



We have a big ox blocking the doorway.



Did I mention it's cold?



We're really getting close to kids arriving.  The Human better do something about this cold.  My Bambi should be in the house instead of that silly chicken.


Friday, February 28, 2014

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 10

I have discovered something better than oatmeal.



Seriously.



I heard the alien refer to it as canned cat food.  Strange name, but it sure does make my crop feel good!


I have to be quick about eating it though, or those darn furry aliens try to take it.


Can you believe such a thing?

Thursday, February 27, 2014

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 9

I found sunshine!  Not that weird instant sun of the spaceship called The Kitchen, but real sunshine!



It was wonderful!


It even made me feel like preening!





I tell you, I was so happy to find my warm sunshine that I just laid out and was basking.  I even quit worrying about those little fuzzy aliens.



I could have stayed there all day!



Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 8

My exploring has discovered green stuff.  Back in my coop, I loved green stuff.



Some of the green things here are not very tasty.



I did find some that were wonderfully delicious.  I was enjoying a snack, when I swear to you, it attacked me!



It jumped down from its roost and tried to smash me.  Luckily, the alien was there to rescue me.



It removed that dangerous monster, and I feel relatively safe again.  There are so many dangers in this spaceship called The Kitchen.


Tuesday, February 25, 2014

The Adventures of Kitchen Chicken: Day 7

I feel so much better.  I'm starting explore this spaceship called "The Kitchen."



There are many places to check out.



I've discovered a bizarre steep hill down into the bowels of the space ship.



I'm afraid to go down there.



There is also a big gray wall that the alien moves magically.





I've tried to get a peek into what it hides, but I've not had any success.



I have the feeling that if I went into that forbidden part of the space ship I might never return.