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Friday, June 15, 2012

Production of New Dollies

Dolly went into production mode.


She made two new dollies.


Ken and


Barbie


Hope she doesn't decide to mass produce them.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Me's Jewelz

Me's Jewelz!  That meanerest Dr. Schmitz comes today, and he poked me and poked me and poked me.


The he putted me's on me bum and did bad things to me's.


Me's family jewelz be going to falls off.  Me's not a buck, but me's still a boy!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Freedom!

I was so surprised this evening when the human opened the gate and asked if I wanted to go out to pasture.  


Of course, I didn't hesitate, and Myson followed along.  We were really enjoying all that grass!


Suddenly Dolly caught up to us, and the three of us continued across the hill.



A cedar tree!  Yummy!


So much fun to scratch the horns.



I love all this grass.





It was like being in heaven!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

What Was She Thinking?

Kizzy decided to be an overachiever this year.  She had triplets!  Big triplets!


They are Peter


Paul 


and Mary.


They all seem to have found a great way to nurse.


What was she thinking with having triplets?  Maybe we'll find the answer blowing in the wind.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Me's Gots a Message

Me's half a big brofer Fionn wants me's to gives a message to Miss Darla Rose Caprine.


Here it bes:

My darling Darla,


Please don't hate me because I've become a Daaad.   I had no choice.  Our human here is horrible.  She made me do it.  My heart belongs only to you.


But I did make a pretty darn cute kid, didn't I?


Your ever loving,


Fionn

Me's not gets those bigger goats.  This be's Cinnamon and her Fionn kid, Horton.




Me's hopes he's nots going to tries to gets me cycles.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Me's Gets a Cycle Too

Me's Millie maa stoles my treat yesterdays.  Today me's human maa lets me out, so me's Millie maa can't steals it agains.


It was tangeriney!


That darn Max!



Gets out of me's treat!


Yummy!


No, Cindy Lou.


Me's not sharing.


Me butted hers out of the ways.


It be gooderest treat!  Me's wants more.


Yummy!

Saturday, June 9, 2012

My Treat

I wasn't sure I was seeing correctly at first.


Surely that human wasn't trying to give my treat to her kid, Myson.


I just moseyed  on over to make sure I got my fruity popsicle.











It was delicious!