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Showing posts with label John Wayne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Wayne. Show all posts

Friday, August 17, 2012

John Wayne to the Rescue: The Conclusion

Our hero was locked in a gun battle with Big Bad Bud.


Suddenly, Big Bad Bud put his head down in shame.


He called out, "Don't shoot me.  Please, I just couldn't resist the yummy corn.


Here, you can take it back to Flower.  I promise I'll never steal again."


Being a grand hero, John Wayne took the corn and returned to Flower.


She was very happy to see her corn.


"My hero."


Then John Wayne tipped his hat and browsed his way back to the open trail.






Of course, he returned home to his loyal human for some snuzzling.

The end.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

John Wayne to the Rescue: Part II

When we left our hero, John Wayne, he was looking for Big Bad Bud who had stolen corn from the beautiful Flower.

He searched high,


and he searched low.


He kept looking all through the woods.





Then he saw the spunky cowgirl Cinnamon Oakley.  "Howdy there, ma'am.  Have you seen Big Bad Bud?"


She tossed her head and said, "He went that way."


"Thank you, ma'am."  Off he went.


Who was that hiding in the grass?


Finally he met up with Big Bad Bud.


He grabbed his one-shot.


Then there was a gunfight!


Bang!  Bang!


Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion...

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

John Wayne to the Rescue: Part I

The beautiful flower was distraught when our hero, John Wayne, arrived.  (That be's me.)


"What's wrong ma'am?"


"The villain, Big Bad Bud was here.  He stole my corn.


Our cook, Hop Sing Moxon, tells me that there isn't a single kernel left.


Now we've nothing to eat.  My kids will starve."


"Now don't you worry none.  I'll get your corn back for you.


Wayne grabbed his trusty one-shot and off he went.


He traveled across the barnyard




and up the deck.







He went down the steps.








Finally, he ran across another goat basking in the sunlight.  It was the famous Calamity Cookie.  He stopped to ask, "Have you seen Big Bad Bud?"


"Nope," was the only reply, so off he went.


To be continued...

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Giving Credits

We's has a greatest John Wayne story for yous, but first me's gots to introduce the characters and gives credit where credits due.

Cast


Myson Osboer as John Wayne (That be's me.  Me's the STAR!)


Bud Osboer as Bid Bad Bud


Flower Osboer as Flower


Cinnamon Blackboer as Cinnamon Oakley


Cookie Blackboer as Calamity Cookie


Lotus Moxon as the cook Hop Sing


Special Guest Appearance by the Human as herself

Credits

We's wants to thanks those other humans that helps us.  First, Thanks to Miss Jen for the hats.  The be tastiest funnest.


Thanks to Grandpa Buck for the single shot rifle.  He gots it when he was just 16-years-old.  That be's a long, long time ago.  And thanks to the Nephew for letting us use Grandpa Buck's single shot.


Thanks the to human's maaa for making her costume and Flower's bonnet.  The human said the last time she weared that dress, she be'd 15-year-old.  That be's a long, long time ago too.

Oh yea, the human's maa helps wif the photos too.  She be's reallllly helpful.


'Cept here.  Hers being meanerst and nots letting me eats a hosta.

Tomorrow, we starts our story!