Giving Credits

We's has a greatest John Wayne story for yous, but first me's gots to introduce the characters and gives credit where credits due.

Cast

Myson Osboer as John Wayne (That be's me.  Me's the STAR!)

Bud Osboer as Bid Bad Bud

Flower Osboer as Flower

Cinnamon Blackboer as Cinnamon Oakley

Cookie Blackboer as Calamity Cookie

Lotus Moxon as the cook Hop Sing

Special Guest Appearance by the Human as herself

Credits

We's wants to thanks those other humans that helps us.  First, Thanks to Miss Jen for the hats.  The be tastiest funnest.

Thanks to Grandpa Buck for the single shot rifle.  He gots it when he was just 16-years-old.  That be's a long, long time ago.  And thanks to the Nephew for letting us use Grandpa Buck's single shot.

Thanks the to human's maaa for making her costume and Flower's bonnet.  The human said the last time she weared that dress, she be'd 15-year-old.  That be's a long, long time ago too.

Oh yea, the human's maa helps wif the photos too.  She be's reallllly helpful.

'Cept here.  Hers being meanerst and nots letting me eats a hosta.

Tomorrow, we starts our story!

Me's a Shakespearean Goat!

Me's a Shakespearean goat!  Me's gonna be famouserest actor!

"Basking and ruminating make the hours seem short."

"All the barnyard's a stage, and all the bucks and does merely players."

"To browse or not to browse."

"For I can raise no peanuts by vile means."

"If it be a sin to covet grain, I am the most offending soul."

"Humans shut their gates against a browsing goat."

"Let me not be starving, not starving, sweet Human; keep me in grain; I would not be starving."

"There's many a buck has more horn than wit."

"The lunatic, the lover, and the goat are of imagination all compact."

This one's for me's Marley buck.  "It is a wise buck that knows his own kid."

Me's wants to thanks the Bard for these greatest quotes.  

Me's ficial on the blog nows.  Me's got me's own profile. :-)  Sees.  It says "Posted by Myson."

Linking to Camera Critters.