Victoria's Secret

Victoria has a secret.  When she had to see the vet to remove her eyelid jewelry she discovered something.

Now she can sneak into the yard.

And sneak back into the barnyard.

Don't tell the human.  She'll get in trouble.

Linking to Farmgirl Friday.

How I Got to Be a Yard Goat

You might wonder how I managed to get the human to let me into the yard.  It was easy.  I stood at the gate and maaed my disapproval of her favoritism.

You see, she had let all those bottle kids into the yard.

I simply told her it wasn't fair, and she let me in to feast.

It was a feast!  She has the best weeds ever on the patio!

More Yard Goats

Guess who gets to be a yard goat now!

ME!!!!!!

No Yard Goats!

The human says all the time, "No yard goats," when we beg to go eat that green stuff.  Look what she did today!

She took Myson into the yard and let him eat that green stuff!

After all of her talk about no yard goats~

Look what she did!

What a little show off~practicing his leaps for the goat olympics while he's in there.

It is pretty impressive.

He even managed to stick the landing.

He's really enjoying those dandelions!

How fair is that?  I want green stuff too.

Driveway Geese

The human tells us again and again, "No yard goats." We get in trouble if we go in the yard. She shoos us out, and there are dogs that scare us.

She also tells the geese, "Get your goose tails back where they belong." when the geese go in the driveway. She's quit telling them that. Look. Is this fair? No scolding or shooing back to the barnyard. No big scary dog there. That's not fair.

She hasn't even put the post back in front of the fence so they can't get out. She might as well just open it up and post a sign announcing, "Geese Welcome!"

Well, Happy 4th of July, even if the geese get special treatment.