Me's Not 'Preciated

The human nots 'preciate me.  The Nephew moved the newer spreader to the barn.

Me's sees her in the barn, so me's tried to helps.

Me's checked out the scoop shovel.
 

Oops.  Her nots catch it.  Why she be's mad at me.  She's the one who nots catches it.  Maybe me's can helps wif the fork.

 

"Hey!" Me's said, "You's smooshes me!"

 Me's wants to helps, but me can'ts do it by meself.

Me tried!

Then her be meanerest.  Her says, "Me don't needs your help.  Goes away."

Fine.  Me's just gonna go bask in sunshine.  Me's not needs to helps.

Sees if me's helps her again.