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Showing posts with label choking. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

I'm Embarrassed

I have had a hard time keeping up with two kids, one of whom permanently is attached to me. I have big healthy babies, but I admit, I am not in my best condition.

The human keeps milking Jilly and Minnie and letting them eat extra, but they don't need the extra food. Dare I say they are almost fat.

She has brought me a bit of sweet goat feed, and it's so yummy that I just gobble it down.

Tonight, Cutie was trying to get MY extra feed, so I was eating as fast as I could. I choked.

The human tried giving me the Heimlich. I'm not sure if she saved my life or it was just my coughing and sputtering, but I was very happy to start breathing again.

Can you give a goat the Heimlich? The human was very scared. She was not very happy with me, and I am very embarrassed. She said I had to admit to my behaviors as my punishment.