I was certain I was going to die today. I was standing on my roost, hoping those furry little aliens didn't dump it over, when...
THE ALIEN PICKED ME UP!!!!! SQUAWK!!!!!!
It opened the hatch of the spaceship called The Kitchen and carried me through it into the beautiful sunshine. Oh, how lovely! Then, much to my surprise, I was home!
Oh blessed home with my peeps in the safety of my coop.
I certainly don't want any more scary adventures (but I do kind of miss that canned cat food).