In the pumpkin patch...
If anyone had tole me I'd be waiting in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night, I'd have said they were crazy.
|Linus and Sally|
Jus' thinks, Sally, when the Great Pumpkin rises outs of the pun'kin patch, we's be theres to see him!
What's that? Me's hears the Great Pumpkin!
HE BE'S THERE! HE BE'S THERE! IT BE'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN! HE BE'S RISING OUTS OF THE PUN'KIN PATCH!
What's happened? Did me's faint? What's did he's leave us? Did he's leaves us any toys?
I was robbed! I spent the whole night waiting for the Great Pumpkin, when I could've been out for trick-or-treats! Halloween is over and I missed it! You Pointyhorn! You kept me up all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin, and all that came was a giant beagle!
I didn't get a chance to go out for tricks-or-treats! And it was all your fault! I'll sue! What a fool I was! I could've had corn, apples and peanuts and all sorts of things! But no! I had to listen to you. You pointyhorn! What a fool I was. Trick-or-treat come only once a year, and I missed it by sitting in a pumpkin patch with a pointyhorn! YOU OWE ME RESTITUTION!
About that time, the rest of the peanuts gang arrived at the pumpkin patch.
"You's heard 'bouts fury in a woman scorned, hasn't yous?" asked Linus.
"Yes, I guess I have," answered Charlie Brown.
Well that's nuttin' compared to the fury of a womans who be's cheated outs of tricks-or-treats.
Charlie Brown hurried off to catch up with everyone else.
Hey! Aren't yous gonna waits and greets the Great Pumpkin? Huh? It won't be longerest nows? If the Great Pumpkin comes, me's still puts in a good word for yous.
Good grief. Me's said if! Me's meant when he comes! Me's doomed. One little slips likes that can causes the Great Pumpkin to pass yous by. Me be's sadderest and hangs me's head. :-(
OH GREAT PUMPKIN, WHERE BE'S YOU?
Be sure to come back tomorrow for the conclusion!