Millie tells her story of life on an Iowa farm as a goat.
Oh Myson. You would not like it here then. I took little Jim away from his Nanny at night when he was a month old. Little Flash too. They were not happiest at all. They only get their nannies in the daytimes. I am meanerest.
MySon!! we is gonnas ALL protests n has a revolts for yous n Little Flash n Jim ..What is wrongs with yous haggers ??? Me gots mines for over a years n PB is gonna too...WE IS GONNA VOLTS FOR YOUS!!!you gots the meanest haggers EVER !!
Oh no! I hope she doesn't expect you to quit cold turkey! They should make a patch or something for that, like the nicotine patch for smokers...just to take the edge off.
Myson, you needs to sit by the gate and cry pity-fully. Yes, me's done that and it works goodest. Every time you sees human, you crumbles to the ground and cries. Be loudest. It works better when yous loudest. If you cans keep awake, you cries loudest in middles of night. Yes, this bring humans running, then you cries more for yous bah bah. You sees, it works!
No more bottle means you're growing up and I can see you are really growing!
I think you should take Claire's advice, Myson, especially the part about crying very loudly in the middle of the night!