Me's half a big brofer Fionn wants me's to gives a message to Miss Darla Rose Caprine.
Here it bes:
My darling Darla,
Please don't hate me because I've become a Daaad. I had no choice. Our human here is horrible. She made me do it. My heart belongs only to you.
But I did make a pretty darn cute kid, didn't I?
Your ever loving,
Me's not gets those bigger goats. This be's Cinnamon and her Fionn kid, Horton.
Me's hopes he's nots going to tries to gets me cycles.